i am considering writing a blog where i act as the voice of pretentious british man who is not remotely self aware but relishes in quippy negative commentary about others. it would be a pun on "my view from teh Coffee Bean."
www.beantnik.com would be the URL...this is what I want to write.
"It was Tuesday. I took my seat. I opted for a medium Iced Americano. It was that type of day. To go of course. The tax savings were too much to turn down in spite of my philanthropic decency. I opened my book...the unpublished works of Gabriel Garcia Marquez as it were. A rather portly woman arrived. Her bosoms unmolested by a bra, sagging deeply below her xyphoid process. She ordered a non-fat chai, bluberry tea. I looked on in disgust. I was waiting for Tad Allagash."
Monday, June 28, 2010
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